I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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