That's intense
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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