I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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