We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
