stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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