I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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