i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
