FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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