are you still at the devil's house?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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