I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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