I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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