I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
They took my balls.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
My vagina is officially offended.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I was not drunk enough for that final.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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