She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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