My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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