it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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