We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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