i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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