Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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