I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Randomize
