she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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