Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Sorry my hands just texted you
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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