The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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