She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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