look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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