last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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