i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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