So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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