Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife š¬
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Iām gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a ābrilliantā idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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