Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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