Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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