i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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