don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
