Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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