I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
