She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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