Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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