Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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