let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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