Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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