Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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