Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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