I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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