You surviving the open bar?
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I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
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