Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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