Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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