College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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