But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
hell yes lets make some ravioli
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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