If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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