hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
