No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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