only if we run a train.
done.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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